The problem with Christians is that they think “kickass” is a swear word. It is clear they think so because they never do it, it always happens to them.
In their minds, it’s okay to have their asses kicked because, “At least they didn’t swear.”
But Jesus was the greatest ass-kicker of all time. He kicked ass at the Cross, rode an ass the day before, beat the devil’s ass, resurrected his own ass, saved our asses, healed our asses, and now he owns my ass and yours too.
Maybe Christians would kickass if they gave God overdue kickass glory.