Ed. 23

The Denialist: Edition 23

Officer: “Plutonic” ID? …Pluto’s not a planet…

Murphy: I don’t have a Martian ID.

Officer: …Because this is Earth.

Officer: Would you mind putting out your cigarette?

Officer: “And… violating Sheriff Joe’s airspace with… unregistered alien craft…”

Officer: Would you like a .pdf version?

Murphy: What’s “.pdf”?