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Reynold: Trump has outdone Wall St., the GOP, FOX News, and he is love by Blacks and Hispanics… What do you hate about him?!

Jimmy: No one wants the White House to become a highrise.  · · · →

News Reader: And now we have reason to report that Cecil the Lion is Donald Trump in disguise.

Brian: Why do you watch this trash?

Frank: It’s on TV!!  · · · →

Officer: “Plutonic” ID? …Pluto’s not a planet…

Murphy: I don’t have a Martian ID.

Officer: …Because this is Earth.

Officer: Would you mind putting out your cigarette?

Officer: “And… violating Sheriff Joe’s airspace with… unregistered alien craft…”

Officer: Would you like a .pdf version?

Murphy: What’s “.pdf”?  · · · →

Child: Ants! I plot to control you!

Priest: Children! I plot to control you!

Obama: Christians! I plot to control you!

Murphy: Martians! I plot to control you!

God: I already control you… you too.

Frank: Where does it end?  · · · →