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Jimmy: I’m updating because my computer told me to.  · · · →

Murphy: No one wants to buy my Model No. 9 craft.

Frank: Just skip it to Model No. 10, make it free, call it an ‘update’, and harass everyone until they get it.  · · · →

Model No. 9

For Sale: freshly wiped (with a cloth)  · · · →

Jimmy: I’m off to join China’s PLA Navy!!

Reynold: You can’t. You’re not Chinese.

Jimmy: Maybe I can defect to Russia like Snowden and join Russia’s Navy.

Reynold: No, you can’t! And Snowden didn’t defect!

Jimmy: Cuba!  · · · →