Black Olives Matter

The Point

Black Olives Matter

All olives matter, but some are more important, depending on the ethnicity.

Mexican and Italian really needs black olives. That’s not to discriminate against green olives, which belong on a blue cheese burger. But salsa, burritos, lemon-chicken salad, tacos, spaghetti, pizza—Mexican or Chicago—black olives matter much more than green or red olives.

Am I an olive chauvinist? Yes. But not as much as I am a food chauvinist. As farmers, my grandparents fed us soul food. While I didn’t much care for their overcooked, fattening recipes, they had black olives. And that mattered. It still does.